Seems like the closing chapter to SAM ( South Australian Matriculation a.k.a Self- Abuse Matriculation a.k.a Saya Akan Mati) has not really got off to a good start. Firstly, the DI-sasterous trial papers especially ACCOUNTS hit off badly. Err, maybe for most of us, probably with the exceptions of Ian and Kenneth.
Needless to say, do not fret. Lol. Life is an endless journey of bumps and smooth passages. Though some of us may feel, that life is always on the downside, take this as a good lesson because the best is yet to come. The bittersweet moments of life are what makes us better homo sapiens . Furthermore, realising what lies ahead and the life you are going to live is going to make you overcome your fears and disillusions.
Do not let your emotions overtake your true potential. Believing in yourself is one way. Like my late grandfather said, if you do your level best in whatever you do, that means you have done the best that you can possibly have done. Do not be downtrodden either, because that is not very good.
This song is pretty old, is from an 80's group called The Bangles ( the very same people who sang, Eternal Flame, which was later re-sung by Atomic Kitten) on how we do not wish for the weekend to end and dread a MONDAY.
Manic Monday Artist(Band):The Bangles
Six o'clock already I was just in the middle of a dream I was kissin' Valentino By a crystal blue Italian stream
But I can't be late 'Cause then I guess I just won't get paid These are the days When you wish your bed was already made
It's just another manic Monday I wish it were Sunday 'Cause that's my funday My I don't have to runday It's just another manic Monday
Have to catch an early train Got to be to work by nine And if I had an air-o-plane I still couldn't make it on time
'Cause it takes me so long Just to figure out what I'm gonna wear Blame it on the train But the boss is already there
It's just another manic Monday I wish it were Sunday 'Cause that's my funday My I don't have to runday It's just another manic Monday
All of the nights Why did my lover have to pick last night To get down Doesn't it matter That I have to feed the both of us Employment's down
He tells me in his bedroom voice C'mon honey, let's go make some noise Time it goes so fast When you're having fun
It's just another manic Monday I wish it were Sunday 'Cause that's my funday My I don't have to runday It's just another manic Monday I wish it was Sunday 'Cause that's my funday It's just another manic Monday
Here is another song by another old group, Earth, Wind and Fire( who hits include September and Boogie Wonderland).
SYSTEM OF SURVIVAL Artist(Band):Earth Wind And Fire
The Human Race is runnin' over me I punch a clock at 9 and 5 Just tryin' to make a livin' A plastic face on satellite TV Says, "Life is filled with give and take" He's takin' and I'm givin So I dance
(Hook) It's my system of survival (SOS) I'm dancin' System of survival (SOS) It's a system of survival Future revival Greet the new arrival
(Bridge) At times it's the only way I'm gonna make it through this day
(Chorus) Everybody get up Do your dance Keep survivin' Everybody get up Do your dance Stay alive
A city night I walk a street in fear While politicians brag about A paperwork solution
Another life I shed another tear I'm waiting for somebody new To lead the revolution So I dance
(Hook) It's my system of survival... (Repeat Hook and Chorus) (SOS) Send it out Send it out, send it out, send it out...
Lol, pretty old songs I may say, but songs like these propel a strong message for all to believe and survive in this age of GLOBALISATION,TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCEMENT and STRESSFUL LIVES, especially when we hate going back to school on a Monday.
Fights are like THE most highlighted events during high school. Maybe some of you didn't get to see the action as much as i had during my schooling days. But hey , they're fun to watch yet alone hilarious. Probably it's because 100 people will be gathered but only 2 will fight . .
Fighting is like a human nature. If we don't fight, we're not human anymore. LOL fighting probably keeps the human race up and steady ready for any challenge.
Heck even if you're old, you'll still feel like fighting. Like these bunch of ol' French farmers probably still having the taste of WW2 in their mouths. Watch the video. It's just so hilarious coz' . . . who'd still fight with sticks ?
LOL reminds me of how some children fight these days.
i'm not really a big fan of either but i have to say these 2 songs really is something... different kind of sound to it... but here's the question which song is nicer???... in the recent VMAs, in the most important category tht is the best video of tyhe year, rihanna won it with umbrella... HAR!!! i mean seriously, i like the collaboration between rihanna n jay-z n all but seriously, i think justin timberlake n timbaland should've won it... but tht wasnt to be the case... umbrella is an emotional n fren-ish kind of song... but lovestoned is like, lovestoned man!... in love, n plus, u hae the last to minutes where he goes all emo too... its like a perfect blend... quite upbeat at the beginning then end it up with a little sentiment...
talk about the video lah ok... sure umbrella is cool with the silver thingy going on n the water splashing around n an umbrella... but in case u havent watch lovestoned yet, its like damn cool too!!!... u have the sound waves thingy going on with the pure white at the end... back to the singing anyways, justin definitely sunk rihanna in tht department, cos i really think rihanna sings as tho she has a nose block... but then again, who am i to judge... i'm tone deft... i sing like 'william hung' with a bread stuck at his trachea... anyways... i guess the only reason... the 1 n only reason i can think of y umbrella won is b'cos there were dance scenes in it... lovestoned, he didnt really dance... he was more of moving his body thts all... in umbrella, ok fine... the dance scene pretty cool...
but all in all i still think lovestoned should've won... i was rooting for JT to win seriously... i don really like both artists actually... except tht since these 2 songs came out, i've start'd changing my opinions on them... i starting to like rihanna cos she's collaborating with huge producers man... JAY-Z... n she's pretty... i'm rooting for JT only b'cos he is with jessica biel... jessica biel is F-I-N-E or H-O-T... or both... ok lah, oso b'cos he has style lah... n he can sing... but back to my main subject... who really should've won???... i don noe, u tell me...
personally, none of the above can beat Linkin Park's bleed it out... i mean, LP produces some of the best music of modern day... rap + rock + art... best combination of all... plus they write their own songs n produce their own unique sound... bleed it out, is by far 1 of their best songs n video clip... rock is an under rated genre nowadays... R&B seems to be having all the glory... watever happen'd to nice rock man... the LPs... the NICKELBACKs... the BON JOVIs... the CLICK 5... ahhh... bet u didnt think i was gonna say click 5 ay... fyi, they can really make good pop-rock music man... no kidding... btw, i'm only talking about modern day rock bands... don get me start'd with the classics... anyways, i'm not gonna name some newer bands... even fall out boys as a matter of fact... cos i don think their music mean anything... or maybe i'm just being bias... prove me wrong with a song...
so, yea... tell me wats yr take on this subject... i mean, every1 has their diff taste of music after all...
just another short word... try our local bands n groups... their just as good man... estranged, disagree, edge of fire, jason lo, ruffedge, VE, spider... move a little to the rite of malaysia, indonesia... PETERPAN n adra n the backbone... thumbs up to them man...
anyways... song of the day... who else... Linkin Park- bleed it out... it'll get u so upbeat u can beat asafa powell in a 100m sprint event...
So, when was the last time I posted something on here? Duude. I can't even remember. To be quite honest, I've almost forgotten about this thing coz like, everytime I come on here, no one's updated on anything real. Not like we all HAVE to or anything but I guess it'd just be cool to. You know? (OK, honestly, I don't even know what I'm going on and on about - pbfft.) So, like. I think I totally f-ed Accounts. Like, MONSTER screwed it. I swear. Was it just me or was that like, The Paper That Would Just NOT End?? Either way though, I'm not really riding too much hopes on it. That and the essay portion of Legals. I don't know y'all. Seems to me like I'm just destined to fail SAM '07. Gawshdarn.
You know what's funny, I made myself promise I'd get four chapters of Econs done today man but it's like seven thirty (according to the clock on my computer) and all I haven't even started chapter 2 of Topic 1. So much for self-discipline. Dayummm. On the plus though, it's the last paper so really. I'm just gonna whack everything economical I know. Hopefully it pays off somehow. I guess everyone's studying their arses off like they rightfully should. Well, save for maybe Anna. Last I heard from her, she was going to go watch some MOVIE she just downloaded. Tsktsk Banana. Bertaubat lahhhh. HAHA.
Last words before I close on here:
Joe - that squid thing mann. I don't know what exactly's going down but if you're really doing the humpitty-bump with that thing... YOU GOT ISSUES, BRO.
Eli - Where's Econs exam?
Uhm,, everyone else: What's going on for Friday night??
Oh and, Keefy! Here's photos we took after class on Nami's birthday that time. YOU OWE ME.
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ahahaha... true lah, sarawak got alot of stuff tht selangor/kl ppl don have...
1) sarawak may have the 2nd biggest int. airport in malaysia... but KLIA is in the selangor region rite???... u all have 5, but we have the 3rd best n largest in the world...
2) ok lah, car fuel cannot really argue... we over memang more exp lah... but thts oso cos our std of living is higher rite???... bottom line is, we just want fuel to work the damn wheels... we should all ride bicycles lah... even more traditional... BECA!
3) cities... selangor has PJ n KL... in a few more years sunway is bound to be 1 too... (which will include subang jaya)
4) do i see ang moh travelling in selangor???... don even get me start'd man... we even have them working in it... n we do have ang moh travelling around KL... even if not kl oso penang lah at least...
5) music... estranged as a fan base in Japan... too phat work'd with warrant G b4... warrant G is pretty huge in LA... n i thought nick teo was from kedah or perlis???... n i'm pretty sure there r some from west malaysia tht is been successful in taiwan... pin guan n guang liang from which part of malaysia ah???... i really don noe leh...
6) sarawak is the richest state fine, maybe... but the brains all lie in kl (putrajaya to be exact)... we work the nations economy... therefore kl made sarawak rich...
7) almost all in sarawak travel by airplane twice b'cos there r so few ppl in sarawak... besides, ppl in kl r too busy working trying to boost malaysia's economy... no time for travelling man... which is pretty sad lah... but heck it... go out with yr frens is just as good lah... don u agree???... red box with the gang???... woohoo... (or cha-ing u)
8) concerning food... i cant say much cos i havent been to sarawak... but yea, i think i can say we're pretty good as well... 4get asia cafe lah... we have variety in kl... western chinese, indian, malay, italian... u name it, we have it... (thinking of chu yuk fan alredy... woohoo)
ok, about newpapers, sin chiew daily ceo, amazing race, harmony, languages... i cant really argue with tht... especially languages... heck, fatt is the perfect example of banana man...
about newpapers, we have them too... maybe not under our states name or wat, but the main thing is tht it delivers the news... about ceo, celcom ceo is from ss17... ahahaha... my fren's father... amazing race... well, we have a racing circuit in sepang for F1 n motogp... we have the colleges n universities, twin tower, kl tower, telekom tower, maxis tower, malls... n without selangor n kl, every1 of us except u n kit wouldnt be here 2day... n tht would be a gi-normous lost to u n kit u noe... n if it wasnt for taylors college u'd prolly still be sumpit-ing wildboars n kit prolly still using stones to start fire...
but watever it is... all oso under malaysia rite... watever it is, we're a multi-racial country... watever it is, we're still lousier than singapore... - - watever it is, malays will still be the beneficiary group... - - in the end we will still be at where we r rite now 20 years from now... so lets all go to HK... i can see fortune ahead of us! PLUS, they have pok there, ahhh...
final word, we all should not cha mel ok, she's a human being with feelings... eh, char siew, 1 2 eat POK ah?! ( kidding aje lah)
Have you ever heard people asking us Sarawakians whether we still live in the jungles, hunt for food and wear clothing made out of leaves?If I was asked so, I would proudly say yes. Why?? Because YOU will never get the taste of it if you are NOT A SARAWAKIAN! When people just start to make fun of you because you are a SARAWAKIAN, you should be proud, WHY??
1. We have the second largest International airport in Malaysia.While others might not even have any. We have FIVE major airports, while others might not have one.
2. Car fuel is the cheapest here and SARAKIAN do not get to pay tols!
3. We have two official cities, Kuching and Miri and soon Sibu, while other states might only have a town. ( Even SELANGOR only have one! )
4. We are still the main reason why tourists come to Malaysia, for our Mulu Caves beaches, people, and foods! ( do u get to see 'ang moh' wandering in your town?? )
5. Two out of the popular singers and now is in Taiwan are from Sarawak (Nicholas Teo and Lim Yu Zhong) (not to mention JasonLo from hitz.fm)
6. The whole of Brunei island does not envy Malaysia. They envy Sarawak. ( Why?? ) ( Sarawak is the richest state and have the most raw materials compare to other states ) ( Thanks Sarawak for contributing their economies for developing WEST MALAYSIA )
7. The most air travelers in Malaysia are from Sarawak. Almost all Sarawakians have at least traveled once or twice with airplane, compared to the west Malaysians.
8. We have our own daily newspaper: namely Sarawak Tribune, Borneo Post and International Times.
10. We live in harmony, not just with Malay, Indian and Chinese, but also with Iban, Bidayuh, Melanau, Kelabit etc.The term Sarawak truly Asia is more like it.
11.First 'Amazing Race' ever was held in Kuching, Sarawak.
12. Most of us Sarawakians speak at least 4 different languages. ( How abt u? Some west malaysia chinese don even know how to speak chinese! )
13. MAS CEO from Sarawak, Sin Chiew daily news' (the biggest newspaper company in Malaysia) founder is from Sarawak.
14. Last but not least, SARAWAK FOODS! I bet u can't find it all here!!
You know, it's bad laughing at people with poor English. It's as good as laughing at someone with a bad retardation. In this case, we like to laugh at Melanie mainly. Coz' she's got some really broken Engrish. Sometimes, she speaks really fast that you'll be thinking what planet is she from.
But still, i don't think she's as bad as this . . .
At least she knows how to count up to 20. 10 10 1 . . . . 10 10 10
i recently discovered sth new about joe i found out tat joe masturbate wif SOTONG HEAD... its kinda disgusting but i guess every man have a diff sexual turn on...
GET SOME TIPS FROM JOE ON HOW TO MASTURBATE WIF A SOTONG..
Steps to using a SOTONG 1) go to the market nearby to buy a sotong **make sure is FRESH** 2) choose according to your 'brother's size'.. preferably is around 0.5 to 1cm wider than your 'bro'.. 3) next, bring it home (remember to pay).. clean it up..remove the ink..(u don wan ur bro become black,right?).. wash it with cold water.. 4) cut the tenticles.. 5) wash the sotong head wif cold water again. 6) u can add sambal if u like... 7) AT LAST, got to your room, lock the door, pull down your pants and undies..the rest use your imagination... HAVE FUN..ENJOY...
any questions, pls contact mr. LOH EU JOE aka SOTONG HEAD ™ tel: 0176728085 msn: joejoejoejoejoe8@hotmail.com copyrighted by joe
As most of you probably must know now, the world's most famous tenor in the modern age has passed on from a year-long battle with pancreatic cancer. Fondly known as the "Maestro", one third of "The Three Tenors", Luciano Pavarotti,graced the hearts of many throughout his illustrious career as an opera singer. Despite his infidelities, he was still regarded as the best opera singer from Italy since Caruso. But, for me , the best thing that I learnt from him was to be grateful for what you already have and not ask for more than what you required.
He was so highly regarded in not only in the opera world, but in the world scene as a whole. A person remarked that once he opened his mouth, the hair on his back would stand up, signifying how inspiring and powerful harmonious melodies could be if we appreciate it. He once said,if he had touch just one person with his voice to embrace the melodious operatic songs of Verdi, it would be all worth it.
Anyways, I am sure all of you have your own personal dealings with death, be it with your family members, or friends even. Sometimes it is hard to accept fate but we can be sure that one would be in a better place, free from all hardships and pain as well as suffering. For those who have dealt with the loss of a loved one, it is painful but take comfort in the fact that your relative or friend has passed on and is looking down on you with pride.
"We cannot banish dangers, but we can banish fears. We must not demean life by standing in awe of death." ~David Sarnoff
Our death is not an end if we can live on in our children and the younger generation. For they are us, our bodies are only wilted leaves on the tree of life. ~Albert Einstein
In any man who dies there dies with him his first snow and kiss and fight.... Not people die but worlds die in them. ~Yevgeny Yevtushenko, "People"
Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. ~Norman Cousins
He who has gone, so we but cherish his memory, abides with us, more potent, nay, more present than the living man. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery
God made death so we'd know when to stop. ~Steven Stiles
Let children walk with Nature, let them see the beautiful blendings and communions of death and life, their joyous inseparable unity, as taught in woods and meadows, plains and mountains and streams of our blessed star, and they will learn that death is stingless indeed, and as beautiful as life. ~John Muir
( Special thanks to http://www.quotegarden.com/death.html for the quotes)
Death knocking on our doorstep, but we should not be afraid for nothing can take us away from the life we are living. If we live life to the fullest, we would live happily and with a smile on our faces:)
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.