Dear lecturer, You do not wake your beloved students up at 7am in the morning, make them walk all the way in the cold(with strong wind) for 30 minutes, crossing damp, muddy paths, just so you can cancel the class by giving a lame excuse of traffic congestion and then make the students walk another 30 minutes through muddy paths and strong wind back because the next lecture is at 3pm. This applies even more when your student slept at 3am the previous night, was very cranky but still bothered to wake up and get ready for lecture when most people were planning to skip it. Yes, such a stupid student you have. Love, Your Stupid, too-much-of-a-geek-to-skip-lectures student.
