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So Elizabeth started it, now i'm gonna do it. Just to bring back some life into this blog.

Where?
HELP University College.

What?
UK Law Degree Transfer Programme.

Why?
It's a profession worth taking up. Our society operates on laws. Deals, interaction and even everyday conduct in governed by rules. Know it, you can work with it. I had fun doing law in SAM and if there's a passion, pursue it. I'm not forcing myself to do law. I already made up my mind before in entered college. Just didn't think much about where i'm gonna do it. Besides, HELP law school comes highly recommended by my relatives and from my own perception.

When?
Mid year intake which falls on the 7th of July 2008.

Why?
There's no urgency to rush for a degree. I don't think rushing a law degree is worth it. It's like you wanting to do med school but you only want to do it in 3 year and specilize at the same time.

What you're gonna do until then?
Masturbate and watch porn all day .
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No i'm kidding. Planning to work and travel around on my own. I'm currently on a daily gym and dance routine. It'll last for the whole 6 months so my head won't go loco when uni starts.

Now people. Please blog. Don't just read. Share your plans and maybe you can help other plan as well.

Cheerio!!!

Just wanted to wish you guys a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone and anyone who reads this blog ( although it may be a bit late for Christmas). I assume that everyone has already gotten their results and now are a bit more sure in what they want to do in University. Like Melissa said it the chat-box, the next thing to think about is "What are you going to do in University?"

Well, for me after giving it much thought, I have pretty much narrowed down the profession(s) of my choice and what place in Australia I want to go to. I am definitely going to Perth, it's just a question of which University and what course. I am planning to do Law/Mass Communication, and is now currently waiting for the 1st round offers in mid January.

Oh yah, on another note, my heartiest congratulations to all* who did their best and got their desired results for the exams. May you all be successful in life and may God be with you always. Everyone is a winner in life, there are no losers although you are not happy with the results. To those who did exceptionally well, you deserved every inch of your heartfelt sweat, blood and tears which resulted in a gallant effort well done! To those who did the best that the could have done, take heart and do not regret for the past should be left behind, and we should look to the future.

Author's Note:
*all, refers to ( Adeline, Anna, Yun Ling,Kenneth,Yi Huei,Dixon,Derek,Emily,Li Ling,Ian,Kean Fatt,Pei Xia,Eu Joe,Zhun Kit,Malcolm,Melanie,Melissa,Michelle,Nami,Yee Chien,Tien Keat,Renee,Thomas,Pei Min,Yee Pei).

Hope you all enjoy what's left of the holidays and as the year 2008 approaches, I wish all of you guys my very best wishes for next year and the years ahead. May you all blossom in to the strong men and women you are destined to become for we do not know what would tomorrow bring. Stay strong y'all!;)

PS. Keep us updated on everyone's whereabouts ( this includes me)! Lol........

Labels: :: REFLECTIONS ::

Merry Christmas to all of you. May you enjoy this lovely season with a mouth watering turkey dinner and salad in the warm comfort of your homes. And please leave the door open for Santa. He ain't so nice with a gun.

Here's my Christmas wish. I wish i could have a . . . . . .

Til' then, enjoy this holiday season.

FUCKING HELL YEA !!!!!

I DID IT !!!!

I PASSED EVERYTHING !!!

AND MET THE REQUIREMENTS TO GO INTO TAYLORS AND HELP LAW SCHOOL !!!

WOOOHOOOOOOOOO !!!!

WHO THE MAN !?!?!?!?!

This is not self-comforting but more like self-satisfaction. Hope everyone fared well.

Tomorrow is D-Day, as in the results would be coming out tomorrow. You could either go to college to collect it and for those who cannot make it, you can check online. My very best wishes to all, and I hope you get the desired results!

I Don't Know
ARTIST: Celine Dion

A mountain of stone, a door of steel
Can't stand in my way, I'd go on
Brutal machines, unbending laws
Can't slow me down, I'd go on
I've learned how to deal and when to fight
I know what's real, I know what's right
I'm not afraid, a wounded dove
I can be tender in a world so tough

I'm sure I could face the bitter cold
But life without you, I don't know

The winds of the heart can blow me down
But I get right up and I stand my ground
I've tasted fear, my share of pain
The wasted tears of love in vain
I've held you tight, pushed you away
Now with all my might I beg you to stay

I'm sure I could face the bitter cold
But life without you, I don't know

I know what I want, I know what I need
But there's just one thing I must believe
Deep in the night by a dying flame
You will be there when I call your name

I'm sure I could face the bitter cold
But life without you, I don't know

I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know

I certainly do hope everyone is thoroughly enjoying themselves during the holidays. But, I am sorry to disrupt everyone's momentum of hard-core enjoyment. This is the part that most of us, if not all, do not like to hear.

According to the SSABSA website, the SAM results would be coming out somewhat the week before Christmas. When the official date is announced, those of you who can't wait to know your results to see whether you have gotten the university as well as courses of your choice; could check the SSABSA website at <http://www.ssabsa.sa.edu.au>. When you enter, click on Students and Families, and log- in with your SACE registration number and PIN number, which is the original date of birth. For example, if your birthday is 12 December, your pin number is
1212. Please note, that the PIN number is according to the Date of Birth originally given. ( eg. If your actual birthday is 3rd May but is registered as 5th March, then your PIN number would be 0503).

The results online would be released at 8.00 am ( South Australia Time). Check the SSABSA official website for more details. Subsequently, you could go to college to collect your results slip.

Here's to wishing everyone the best in their results and hope that you would all get the courses of your choice!;)

Labels: announcements

Guess who's in trouble ?

Anyone ?

Check this out . . .

This is the case of Etoro, a tribe of 400 people living by hunting and small-scale gardening in eastern New Guinea, on the southern slopes of Mt. Sisa (Stickland-Bosavi district).These people are famous due to their ritual homosexuality between young boys and men of the tribe. The Etoro sustain that young boys must swallow the semen of their elders to become a powerful adult! (well, we know sperm is rich in protein, minerals, and vitamins, what sportsmen need, but this is too exaggerated...). The Etoro believe that people have an individual amount of vital force, but the highest concentrations are encountered in semen.

So who wants to be empowered ?

Lets face it. Everyone wants to be hot. I just got back from Singapore a few days back and when i compare the men over there and here, i've gotta say that they beat us anytime. I've taken the initiative to actually study their bodies and personalities for a perfect guide to being a hot ass. This guide should do the trick. Feel free to add to it if you girls or guys want to.

1. Dress properly
Most of you guys don't actually take the initiative to dress up like how girls do. Know your body shape and how to dress accordingly to complement your body. Fat guys should wear darker clothes and a lil' baggy. Dark colours deceive the eye into making big things look small and the loose fit is to hide the belly or man tits. Thin guys should wear lighter and more baggy clothes to make themselves appear bigger. Ever wondered why nigger wear white and extremely baggy clothes ? It's for that intimidating look. Oh and if you don't have a buffed/lean body let alone the smallest shape of it, please don't wear sleeveless clothes or singlets out into public. You'll look like a weiner coz' you have nothing to display but bones. ( My stint in Singapore led me to conclude that Malaysian guys can't dress for nuts. Period)

2. Get a cologne
Smelling nice is another appealing trait. Generally we don't like smelly or detergent smell emitting people. You can get a basic CK cologne for RM150. But get it in small 50ml bottles because the smell runs out after a month or two. Use the proper cologne for the occasion. If you're meeting women, use au de parfume colognes .They're musty and it kinda manly. It's au de toilette for men coz' the smell is less concentrated and has a more girly smell to it. ( Your BO ain't nice to smell even though the Discovery Channel says otherwise)

3. Know a pick up line or ice breaker
If you're hot, it means that you're the type of guy that'll get invited to alot of gatherings or parties. It's this time where you strut your stuff and meet new people. You can't be a hottie and a stiff at the same time. Hot people are generally outgoing and friendly to everyone. So know a pick up line or two like ' Hey you seem pretty cool. Can i hang out with you?' or ' I pretty dead when i dance alone. Care to dance with me?'. Notice that the lines i use here aren't those perky ones complementing girls on how good they look. It's simple and works on guys and girls. Except the second one. Being hot would also mean that you won't have trouble making friends with either sexes. ( I find Malaysian guys very shy and stiff. Countless of times have i gone for parties and actually try to get to know some of these guys but they just stick with their cliques. C'mon breakaway from that comfort zone. I know i did.)

4. Learn how to move your body or in simpler terms . . . DANCE !!
If you're good looking, that's a point. If you can dance, you can have the entire club to yourself. Naturally people find others that can dance interesting. I'm not complementing myself by saying that just because i dance but even i find dancers amusing which makes me wanna know them. It's just the aura generated when you move your body to the rhythm. So i'll have to say that if you wanna be hot, you should atleast have the ability to follow the beat and maybe show some peacocking moves. But keep in mind that if you're dancing in a controlled area like a club, please refrain yourself from doing any move which makes your hands flail like an ape and your legs go as high as your head. You'll just look like an overgrown chimp high on K. ( Shuffling is a fucked up dance style because . . . .Theere's no style. Learn the upcoming dance genre of house. Check Youtube for house dancing and you'll see how sexy it is.)

5. Confidence
You can wear the most expensive Zara outfits and drive the latest BMW's but if you're gonna walk and act like Smeagol from LOTR, i'm just gonna give you a hard smack on the face. It's very common that men portray a very slouchy and lazy character to others. It's proven. Just look at how Lala Bengs walk and dress. Pink polo shirt with that FUCKED up hair do which is a cross between emo and punk, shoulders bent inwards like they've got osteoperosis a legs dragging. Now that kinda character ain't gonna land you a job more or less get laid. People call you hot because you've actually showed your personality in a way that people just get stunned by it or go WOW. When you talk, talk with energy and don't stutter. Know what you're going to say and PLEASE use proper English. Your tone should be one which is enough to get peoples attention but not shout at them. You should hold eye contact with the person you're talking to and stand your ground. Walking should be done with your chest up and stomach flattened. Heels to the ground first and don't drag your feet. That way, you'll look like you're walking with confidence and you know what you're doing. It's sad seeing how people neglect these petty things that actually control the way people look at them. ( What i wrote is actually the traits most Singaporean men have. Probably coz' of the NS back there.)

Last but not least, i would consider a person hot not because he/she claims they're hot but because he/she is hot without even trying. It's the persona they have which they're totally blind to but it's one we can see. So to . . . whoever claiming they're hot, sorry la but hotness just comes naturally without effort. Everyone can have buffed bodies but not everyone can have a likeable and open personality. YOu can try though with the 5 simple steps i've laid out.

(P/s: My little expedition to Singapore has actually opened my eyes to men and women in generak . Probably due to my constant observative and comparative mind between Malaysians and Singaporeans.)

this is the monthly update which i mention'd earlier tht i would post every now n then to keep every1 updated n which i almost 4gotten but luckily was remind'd by pei xia... if i 4get again nxt time pls remind me ok...

anyways, so wats going on with every1... how did the last 2weeks treat u all... hope it was nice... mine was pretty descent... how was prom btw... nvr really got to have FUN with u all... sorry lah, was too engross'd with whit-ni... if its any consolation i managed to talk to her... its not much but its still in the rite direction at least...

still on prom... wassup with u pEEps on the dance floor... u all didnt even move around... u all just had to move from yr waist n below thts all... not tht hard rite... so wat if u all suck, i suck like hell too n practically half the pEEps on the dance floor suck'd... even nerds were dancing with the girls... seriously, i saw 1... 1st time attending a prom is no excuse ok... fyi, i did try to ask whit-ni but she was MIA-ing... so its not my fault... at least i tried... haih, watever lah... as long as u pEEps had fun, i guess snapping pics outside the ballroom was fun too...

consolation prize, u all look'd great... girls, u all kept to the theme... guys, errr... not exactly red carpet glamor... i mean, no-tie n leather jackets... thts more like, MTV music awards... but heck, i wasnt tht red carpet-ish myself... i wore a tie n i didnt even pull it up... i wore a vest n didnt even button it n no coat to complement it... i freaking wore a white adidas kicks... tried to look a little like JT actually... couldnt really pull it off i guess... bottom line, girls look'd handsome, guys look'd pretty...

moving on... every1 is going back alredy... renee alredy left for alor setar... kit to ipoh... mel to sarawak (hopefully she b'comes chief of the melanau's... then she can get sumpit for us easily)... n yee chien gonna work... speaking of work, i too prolly gonna start working soon... with my fren at J.CO... some new donut shop which will open soon in pyramid... joe will prolly just laze around n wait until every1 gets back... n in tht time he'll prolly play FIFA08 only...

ermm... other stuff... the other day i was sick like shit... thanks to a great deal of indigestion... almost fell sick... the nxt morning i was shitting for like half an hour... n it wasnt solid... it was liquid... literally like H2O with other elements n components... yuck...

ermmm... thts about all so far... will update nxt time...

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Surprise !!!!!!!

Holy Mother of God. Is that Jenny or some super-size-me-skinny-dipping gal ?

P/s: This blog is dead. Period.